What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you while in a scene?
It happened during an interrogation scene. My former princess and I would frequently do scenes based on the fantasy roll of royal prince and princess, as opposed to the real-life archetypes that we both frequently embody. For this interrogation, I was the son of the wealthy over-lord king and she was the daughter of one of the lesser-kingdom's royalty. There was a big meeting with all the surrounding kingdoms, and she had stolen the crown jewels from a monarch she had seduced.
Quick back story- I am a prince identified female playing a male for this scenario, and she is a transgender (MTF) princess.
During the heavy question portion of the interrogation, I called her mother a spineless whore or something similar, and she responded immediately with "The women in my family have bigger balls than the men in yours."
I glared a her, sighed, and then turned my back. fortunately, I had the Lady Petronella my service and she was able to keep a straight face as I stared into her eyes and tried not to crack up- or show any sign of cracking up to the princess behind me. It was amazing.
Oh, and by the way, I won and she told us where the jewels where- I just had to use fire on her chest for a bit and then threaten to burn hair.
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