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(Going to ask everyone the same question because I'm nosy like that.)What is the most awkward sexual experience you've ever had?

This one is tough. I'm going to go with the time that myself, my property, my girlfriend, my princess and I were all downstairs at the Rabbit Hole, a former abode of mine. There might have been another one or two there as well, I don't remember for sure. We had mattresses covering the living room floor, like you do, and were interacting. At some point, my boyfriend showed up on his bike. He had just biked over from the bar, where a lot of drinking had been going on. For a time, the lovely party turned into a pull my drunk boyfriend off my girlfriend who was interested in him, but not in that state. It became quite awkward to deal with that while trying to make sure that all the sexy goodness stayed sexy and good. Eventually, I lovingly walked him out the door and sent him on his way and when back downstairs to enjoy the rest of the evening. Other than that, I almost always experience some rather generic awkwardness when I start interacting with a new lover. I'm kinda a dork like that.

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When was the last time you cried?

Almost two weeks ago, while helping set up "the Homestead" for my big brother crrreature, I managed to walk directly into the corner of his new fifth wheel trailer and hit my right temple very hard. It rocked the entire unit and by the time he came out, (which was quickly) it already formed a rather large bump. I cried, then sobbed for several minutes.
I really do prefer my catharsis to come from consensual and/or intentional acts, but I take what the universe gives.

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Jesus Te ama!

Eso no es realmente una pregunta, pero bien. Le preguntaré: ¿quién es esta persona, y qué sobre mí aman?

(That's not really a question, but alright.
I'll ask you: who is this person, and what about me do they love?)

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do you think this is mean? www.ihatenikki.com/?mylink=8ly48ly68ly3

I think that is a marketing ploy.
I also feel that if you are in a relationship where you have negotiated that your boyfriend shouldn't be interacting with people in a specific manner, and he is, you should get a new boyfriend, not boost the porn career of someone.

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In Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451" dissident factions thwart the government's attempt to eradicate the written word by becoming it -- each person choosing a book special to them and memorizing it, able to recite it word-for-word on request. When Sarah Palin'

merocrush verified that the question should have read: "In Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451" people thwart government's attempts to eradicate books by memorizing them -- each person choosing one special to them and memorizing it, able to recite it word-for-word on request. Which book will you choose and why?"

This is both a wonderful and a very tough question. My automatic response is to chose the biggest and best book on the world's mythology so that we wouldn't lose those stories. Those books do tend to be fairly dry, but it would be my hope that the stories would live on as people retell them. Part of me feels that books on medicinal herbs or first aid might be more important, but assuming that it is a 451 world, science and medicine still exist. If I were to chose a non-fiction book, I'd be tempted to go with "Lord of the Rings" (Tolken wrote it as one book with three parts, the publishers decided to split it into three) as it is such a complete universe. All of this being said, I'm not particularly good at word-for-word memorization. Monologues were always the biggest challenge for me when I was pursuing acting.
Also, love the question, Fahrenheit 451 is one of my favorite books.

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If you had to have a human pet or a bio-pet which would you choose and why?

Human. I'm in the market actually, assuming that I get to pick the pet in either case. Specifically, I'm in the market for an outside cat*, but am taking offers of other fuzzy varieties. The thing about non-human pets is that they can be very expensive, they can't talk to you/explain when something is wrong, they rarely bring in their own income and then they die after a few years. Human pets can have so many uses, many of which are the same thing that non-human pets offer. I'm personally shopping for a snuggley cuddle beast who can also be engaging for such things as conversation and general companionship including travel and such. Other things on the table are BDSM, training, performance art, co-topping... yeah. The other nice thing about a human pet is that it can be as full or part time as you negotiate. (For the student pets negotiation can be each semester.) Non-human pets are full time, that doesn't work as well for someone who travels as much as I like to. Great Question!

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Have you ever had sex on the beach or in the water?

I have tried water sex, but not to great results. Lubrication can be surprisingly scarce when submerged. Playing around in water, however is great fun, and I have had good water and S&M scenes.
The beach, however I haven't experienced at all. I was reared in a land-locked area and don't have an affinity for beaches, so I haven't sought it out in my adult hood. Streams and creeks- if the areas surrounding them count as beaches then I'll hopefully have more interesting things to report this summer.

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Who was that divinity/god you were tweeting about?

Thoth. (AKA Mr. Ibus if you've read "American Gods.")
He has resonated deeply with me for years and I have felt very committed to him for some time now.
Here's a good link: http://www.touregypt.net/godsofegypt/thoth.htm

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What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you while in a scene?

It happened during an interrogation scene. My former princess and I would frequently do scenes based on the fantasy roll of royal prince and princess, as opposed to the real-life archetypes that we both frequently embody. For this interrogation, I was the son of the wealthy over-lord king and she was the daughter of one of the lesser-kingdom's royalty. There was a big meeting with all the surrounding kingdoms, and she had stolen the crown jewels from a monarch she had seduced.
Quick back story- I am a prince identified female playing a male for this scenario, and she is a transgender (MTF) princess.
During the heavy question portion of the interrogation, I called her mother a spineless whore or something similar, and she responded immediately with "The women in my family have bigger balls than the men in yours."
I glared a her, sighed, and then turned my back. fortunately, I had the Lady Petronella my service and she was able to keep a straight face as I stared into her eyes and tried not to crack up- or show any sign of cracking up to the princess behind me. It was amazing.
Oh, and by the way, I won and she told us where the jewels where- I just had to use fire on her chest for a bit and then threaten to burn hair.

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What do you think is your most attractive feature?

As far as physical features go, I hear frequently about my lips, but I secretly hope that my height works for people. If it's a personality feature, then I hope that people fine my honesty and/or lingering innocence something of note.

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What do you do when you are feeling lonely?

I have a variety of things that I try to use, including getting out of the house, even if for a quick movie or to head out to karaoke. I also try to busy myself and use my CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) training to remind myself how alone I'm really not.
Lately, I've also talked to some friends about the impromptu phone call, that's something I'm shied from in the past- my whole formality complex. I've never done the "open house" thing and have a hard time realizing that that is exactly what many people want and enjoy. Just because I prefer a schedule doesn't mean that many of my friends don't mind a "hello, want to hang out?"
When I let the lonely really get to me, I just wind up being incredibly unproductive until I pull myself out of it.
Oh, but the best is to say "I Need Loving On!" and have crrreature, my companion or one of my friends rub my head or hug on me for a bit. Sometimes, I feel lonely even if they're around.

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